[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::So in the garden of the Purrchinko Paradise resort, you can find a woman in a cloak and a reflective helmet offering to do Tea Readings, Dice Readings, or Pull Runes out a bag. 100 Yen fee. Anyone is available to do so.

Across the lawn from Mira is Gwen sitting in a booth next to a box that claims to let you experience your real self. She's smacking gum and reading a magazine on large jungle animals from the 12 Dimensions.

Meanwhile inside, in one of the front cafes of the resort, you can find a small child in a witch's outfit doing Card Tricks, Disappearing Acts, and Psychic Guesses. She's rather cute if it weren't for the fact she has this emotionless face. Or maybe that is cute.::

Comments

[keepersouha]

*... glances at Gwen*

Is there any way to keep her away?

[triade_oscura]

Not really, unless you're stronger. But that never helps, nya.

[keepersouha]

What do you mean "stronger"? What kind of "stronger" would that entail?

[triade_oscura]

Enough to defeat her in a fight, Nya. brains don't really do anything for her.

[keepersouha]

... and if I beat her, she'd leave me alone...?

[triade_oscura]

Maybe, chu. Would you like a dice or rune reading, or anything else?

[keepersouha]

... I actually don't know what those are, really.

[triade_oscura]

Hrm?

[keepersouha]

Dice and rune reading.

What are those?

[triade_oscura]

I use Nordic Runes and Dice to predict the future, nya.

[keepersouha]

But how does it work...? ... Well. I can try for the dice then, I suppose...

*gets out another 100 yen, and places it down*

[triade_oscura]

I add up the values for the dice, and those value indicate a future.

::Rolls three dice. They land on 2, 2 and 2::

Six. A loss is within your future.

[keepersouha]

... a loss?

[triade_oscura]

A loss. You will lose something, nya.

[keepersouha]

That's... Certainly ominous.

I think that's enough fortune-telling for now. *bows their head a bit*

[triade_oscura]

Fair enough, nya. May you have good luck despite your misfortune, chu.

[keepersouha]

Ah... yes, thank you. *bows again, and turns to go, walking riiiight by Gwen*

[triade_oscura]

Hey fatty, you less weak this time?

::Puts her mag down.::

[keepersouha]

I'd ask if you're going to be less rude, but that already got shattered, now didn't it. *adjusts their glasses*

[triade_oscura]

Pretty much. So you any stronger. Or you want in the box? ::Thumbs over to the box.::

[keepersouha]

I don't want into any box. *seems to be rather ignoring Gwen's questions. they kinda. irritate at them.*

[triade_oscura]

Then go leave, wideload.

[keepersouha]

Is every comment about me going to be about my weight?

[triade_oscura]

Is every complaint to me gonna be sounding like a pretentious douchebag snob?

[keepersouha]

Well, how would you rather have me act? All nice and sweet, after you essentially assaulted me?