[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::Loud flashy music plays around the garden entrance of the Purrchinko Paradise resort, and on a Dias at the front, is an extremely tall, fit woman in a slinky dress, with blonde hair.

Near her is a large person sized mirror, then she motions to with this predatory smile. A sign near here in fancy text says "Look into the mirror, see the hidden side of your soul!"

It couldn't hurt to try it. Besides it's free. And there's someone nearby offering a free hot dog sample. Made from American Beef.::

Comments

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"...Your mirror is broken."

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

o ho? What's that, twerp?

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"It's broken."

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

And how's that?

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"It's highly inaccurate."

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

In what sense, shrimp?

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I am not some sort of compliant boobholster."

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

::Starts laughing at you, as does the surrounding crowd.::

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I'm serious!"

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

::They're laughing harder.::

Man, you're a funny little shit.

You looking for a job in comedy, pintsize?

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

He storms off, throwing his hands up.