[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::Loud flashy music plays around the garden entrance of the Purrchinko Paradise resort, and on a Dias at the front, is an extremely tall, fit woman in a slinky dress, with blonde hair.

Near her is a large person sized mirror, then she motions to with this predatory smile. A sign near here in fancy text says "Look into the mirror, see the hidden side of your soul!"

It couldn't hurt to try it. Besides it's free. And there's someone nearby offering a free hot dog sample. Made from American Beef.::

Comments

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

I got rich. ::Dusts herself off.:: It happens.

::It does say Ms. Haitayuu Oneefuji, CEO on the name plate.::

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

::Erland pauses again, taking it in finally, and accepting it... to a degree.::

...alright. So. Officially, you are the boss. Congratulations, I guess.

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

What the hell do you mean by "officially"?

::Kicks her feet up.:: I earned this, Erland!

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

... Okay, for the sake of argument, how?

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

::Mumbles something about investing and stocks and synergy.::

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...

Look, I'm going to give it to you straight, since we're way off topic:

My wife likes Pachinko. She'll probably end up coming here. I'm going to make sure the boss of the place takes extra care that she's taken care of, and that nothing bad happens to her. Because, you know, I get 'emotional' about stuff like that. And when I get 'emotional', it tends to be bad for the other party.

So, you being the boss, I'm gonna put pressure on you. Unless you're just the frontman, of course.

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

Which wife. You have like 5 of them.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Vidya, the scientist one. Brown hair, glasses, sweater vest?

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

Well, she could always spend money to be treated as a resort V.I.P., I guess. Just make sure you two don't cause any trouble, and the resort will give her pedicures while she plays the slots, and change her clothes for her and freshen her up.

We do treat high-spending clients as honored guests, so, there's that.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, no, VIP sounds too skeevy. I'm talking just having security keep an extra eye on her.

And hopefully she won't spend TOO much. She just likes pachinko.

...why would you even have 'high spenders', gambling like that is illegal in Japan.

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

What do you think V.I.P. means? It means she gets extra security detail.

Who said I was referring to gamblers. I mean people who constantly pay for resort services. Room Service. Restaurant Food. Pachinko Balls. Geez. You're thinking high rollers. As you noted gambling is completely illegal.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Okay, for the sake of civility, why don't you just put her on the VIP list, then?

Security only, if you want to pinch pennies.

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

I will, god.

Why would I want to pinch pennies. I make money from just twirling my hair.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...man, this went pretty well. Didn't get to loom threateningly or anything.

::...he's kinda disappointed.::

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

WHAT?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Oi, volume!

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Alright, see, I figured I'd get up here to talk with the boss, they'd be stubborn and insist I pay hand over fist to do what I ask, and I glare at their soul and do the whole...

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...bit, maybe go on about how I'll find them, no matter where they might hide, etc etc, and they'd comply like a good boy. ...or girl, I guess.

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

::She's back under the desk.::

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

....stop that, I'm not even TRYING to scare you...!

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

thendontusethemask.alsoiwasaskingyoutopayfortheservices.i'mnotrunningacharityerlandplease.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...so you want me to pay more than my wife will probably spend playing pachinko?

::Erland seems excited at the prospect. Uh oh, Onee...::

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

::She's hidden under the Desk.::

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]