[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::Loud flashy music plays around the garden entrance of the Purrchinko Paradise resort, and on a Dias at the front, is an extremely tall, fit woman in a slinky dress, with blonde hair.

Near her is a large person sized mirror, then she motions to with this predatory smile. A sign near here in fancy text says "Look into the mirror, see the hidden side of your soul!"

It couldn't hurt to try it. Besides it's free. And there's someone nearby offering a free hot dog sample. Made from American Beef.::

Comments

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...man, this went pretty well. Didn't get to loom threateningly or anything.

::...he's kinda disappointed.::

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

WHAT?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Oi, volume!

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Alright, see, I figured I'd get up here to talk with the boss, they'd be stubborn and insist I pay hand over fist to do what I ask, and I glare at their soul and do the whole...

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...bit, maybe go on about how I'll find them, no matter where they might hide, etc etc, and they'd comply like a good boy. ...or girl, I guess.

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

::She's back under the desk.::

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

....stop that, I'm not even TRYING to scare you...!

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

thendontusethemask.alsoiwasaskingyoutopayfortheservices.i'mnotrunningacharityerlandplease.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...so you want me to pay more than my wife will probably spend playing pachinko?

::Erland seems excited at the prospect. Uh oh, Onee...::

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

::She's hidden under the Desk.::

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

::There's no movement or sounds down there.::

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

::...okay, a scaredy cat like this could have had escape tunnels built in.::

::So Erland does the logical thing and levitates the desk up.::

::(He considered flipping the desk over like the hulk, but he likes being civilized)::

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

::She's a completely traumatized ball of an Onee.::

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Now now, dearie. Don't fret. I don't want to harm you.

All you have to do is make sure that my girls are safe, secure, and remain unmolested while at your establishment. Simple, right? Hurting you is the last thing I would want to do.

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

kpleasedonthurtme...

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

::Erland gently pats Onee on the head.::

That's a good girl. See, it's not so hard.

I'll just excuse myself... I've taken up enough of your time, being newly rich and all.

::Erland gently sets down the desk, and heads towards the door, stopping as he opens it unless stopped sooner.::

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

::No, you get to go. Onee is traumatized and any secret advisors behind the throne are keeping themselves unknown.::

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

::Blast. Well, Erland will turn back around, regardless.::

...oh, and be a smart girl and don't go around exploiting any loopholes or anything.

I wasn't kidding about finding you, if it comes to that.

...well, have a good day.

::...and he leaves.::

[daredevildame.livejournal.com]

::Whines. This isn't going to be good.::