[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::So, you're passing by Moeko's Loan Building, when you find there's men in back suits being lead by a rather foxy lady in slacks and a professional looking blouse wearing glasses. Her hair for whatever reason, reminds you of a fox.

And she's tapping the business end of a sledgehammer into her open palm.

The men seem to be securing the area, moving boxes in and out.::

And remember your orders, boys, take it easy. We're not tryin' to rough nobody up here.

Comments

[becomeanwarrior]

[He's standing there. Staring.]

Uh. What's going on here?

[triade_oscura]

::Flips open a "Noriko's Lexicon to Business Terms" ...::

What's a "Nice" way of saying "Hostile Takeover", chumpo?

[becomeanwarrior]

...Oh.

It's "Change in head management", by the way.

So I suppose you're gonna be the new proprietor of Jupiter Loans?

[triade_oscura]

Yeah, more or less. We'll be serving as a Loan branch to Black Velvet Enterprises.

I was thinking of renaming it "Jew Fox Loans" but the lawyers keep shooting me down.

[becomeanwarrior]

Yeah, I can totally see why they keep trying to shut you down on that one.

Moeko is probably gonna be pissed when she gets out of all the hot water she's landed herself in, though.

[triade_oscura]

I don't. And why should I care about some hoochie.

::Taps the hammer.::

[becomeanwarrior]

...It might be a little. uh. Crass. And blatant.

Eh. Mostly cause she's crazy. She's... mostly harmless. At least on a physical level.

[triade_oscura]

... And? Eh. I don't care. If you have a better name, suggest it.

[becomeanwarrior]

Kitsune Loans, perhaps? Assuming you want to keep the fox thematic.

Just warning you. Wouldnt' want anything bad to happen.

[triade_oscura]

Sounds too nicey. I like the Fox theme yeah but Kitsune seems too. Coopted, ya know?

[becomeanwarrior]

Yeah yeah, a fair point. Ugh.

I'm trying to think of something. Fox Loans doesn't work as a standalone... Something to communicate. What. Deviousness without being blatant?

[triade_oscura]

Shadow Fox Loans?

[becomeanwarrior]

...I like it.

[triade_oscura]

So how's a girl go about asking you out.