[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::Perhaps you're going through a dingier part of town. Well, if you are, you're in luck. You find a bitchy blonde Cacuasian chick with a golf club whacking golf balls at cans arranged on an old wooden fence. She seems to miss regularly, and seems rather freaking irritated, cussing repeatedly.

She's in blue shorts and a grey sweatshirt and cheap sneakers as well. Though what's more baffling is the fact she's got a handgun strapped in a holster to her left leg. What a frightening woman. You should admonish her, or just stare in disbelief at her.::

Comments

[keepersouha]

What, the me that's yelling at you?! I'm not doing this for your entertainment! *they don't even seem bothered by your flaming club. They know they can control that flame. It's theirs.*

[triade_oscura]

Well it's sure as fuck entertaining me, whether ya want it to or not.

::Leaps at you to swing.::

[keepersouha]

*moves out of the way, though they are a bit sluggish due to their lack of exercise for such a long time, they're at least agile enough to get out of the way*

Just-- just what do you think you're doing?!

[triade_oscura]

Picking a fight with you!

::Hits the ground, stunned for a second, and then swings the club at you.::

[keepersouha]

Wha-- but I don't want to fight! *moves back again, baffled. What's with this woman!? They try to have the flame move down the club, trying to burn your hand on it.*

[triade_oscura]

Oh, trying to burn me, asshole?

::Takes one hand off and waves it over the flame, dispelling it.::

You ain't the first to try that!

::CHARGE AND SWING.::

[keepersouha]

You're the one trying to hit me! *Keeps moving back, using the umbrella at least to try to block your swinging, though it won't last long. They have to get away!*

[triade_oscura]

So hit me back, you fucking pussy!

::SWINGS at you, hitting the umbrella probably, and damaging it.::

[keepersouha]

*growls a bit, buckling from the force slightly* Why the hell-- *swings back with the umbrella, trying to hit the club out of your hands* would I want to hit you?!

[triade_oscura]

Because...

::She's got a vice like grip and muscles behind you.::

... then I'll respect you, you fucking pansy! ::Guards with the golf club. And then tries to retaliate.::

[keepersouha]

*how are you intending on hitting them. With the club still?*

[triade_oscura]

::You bet your ass, pork butt.::

[keepersouha]

*gets hit with the golf club, getting knocked to the ground. They're a more light sort, after all, especially compared to someone with real muscle.

it takes them a moment though to regain their senses*

Damn it all to...

[triade_oscura]

::Stands over you.:: I want to see some more interesting, you fucking spoiled blob. I bet if you were angrier more often, you'd be strong, instead of a fucking porcelain sissy.

::The golf club is pressing on you, likely extremely hot still.::

[keepersouha]

*nghmhng twists around, flames sprouting up around them*

I don't care, just stop attacking me, you insane--!!

[triade_oscura]

::The fire only seems to reflect in her eyes and sweat, making her seem more terrifying.::

Is wanting a challenge, for everything else in fucking existence to not feel like a world of fucking cardboard, insane? I want to be able to let loose, smash things without them instantly breaking! I want something powerful to fight me.

And you smell of power. But you've been reduced to fucking marshmallow and powder-puff. You're fucking pathetic as you are right now!

::Jabs the club harder.::

Become stronger!

[keepersouha]

*Fine, you want them to attack back? Enjoy the flames condensing into fireballs and then heading right for you*

[triade_oscura]

::Leans back, but she's obviously been scorched to some degree, and screaming. She obviously leaps backing, burning herself more.::

Good... I... like... that...

::Twitches, flicking the golf club around.::

[keepersouha]

*gets themselves up, the fireballs forming again around them, but... urgh, their head. They hold it, glaring at Gwen as they steady themselves*

Just get away...

[triade_oscura]

::Winces when she touches her own burns.::

... I'll call it a draw for the moment. But you better be better than a creampuff next time...

::Starts backing off.::

[keepersouha]

*they keep the fireballs up as they back away themselves, their head throbbing with pain. Once they get far enough though, they dissipate and break out into a stumbled run. Away from you.*