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::So in the garden of the Purrchinko Paradise resort, you can find a woman in a cloak and a reflective helmet offering to do Tea Readings, Dice Readings, or Pull Runes out a bag. 100 Yen fee. Anyone is available to do so.

Across the lawn from Mira is Gwen sitting in a booth next to a box that claims to let you experience your real self. She's smacking gum and reading a magazine on large jungle animals from the 12 Dimensions.

Meanwhile inside, in one of the front cafes of the resort, you can find a small child in a witch's outfit doing Card Tricks, Disappearing Acts, and Psychic Guesses. She's rather cute if it weren't for the fact she has this emotionless face. Or maybe that is cute.::

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*... wanders over to the blonde chick, staring at the novel*

::It's some Japanese Western Novel. Looks like a Weird Fiction/Western mix.::

Yeah, whaddya want, you fat bitch?

Wow, straight into the insults, huh? This certainly seems like an upstanding business with a box, here.

If the insults are deserved, they get said. So you wanna see your true self?

::Thumbs to the people sized box.::

Oooh. "Your true self"? What's that going to be, in context of this?

Your true self, 500 Yen.

And how will I know I'll be getting the satisfaction of my actual true self with this? Do you have anything for that?

*reaching into their pocket though, at least*

You'll face it. Some people break when they see it. Some are happy. Some come out queers.

::Smacks her gum, annoyed by you, but grabbing your money quick.::

You sure don't seem bothered by that, given the speed at which you swiped that from my hand.

Money's money.

Yes, yes. I know. Money is money, I'm well aware of that.

So what's with the box.

::The box pops open, a handle now visible.::

You go inside.

... is this going to involve locking me into the box.

Yes.

How about this.

I'll give you an extra 500 yen at the end if you don't put a lock onto the box.

The door gets shut. No half opened door.

But would I technically be able to get out?

When the box is done with you.

Greaaaat. Fine, since I've already "paid", I'll get into the box.

*steps inside*

::Slams the door on the box. You wake up. In your apartment Living Room. And you see yourself clinging to someone, but you can't tell who. You just seem so eager and cuddly.::

*I am extremely horrified by those feelings.

... ... but on this other hand this isn't. half bad? what the hell...*

::You get pat on the head and seem to mewl in pleasure, seeming so close. Affectionate. Happy. Loved.::

*while these are nice feelings I can't help but panic.

which I'm going to proceed to do right now getmeoutofthisbox*

::And you fall out of the box, Gwen reading her book.::

Have fun?

*they scramble away from the box*

No it's rather clear that I did not.

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