[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::So, you're at the Purrchinko Parlor's Ground or 2nd Level. Well. You're going to run into these instructions leading you to a room for a private Duel, with promises of a refundable fancy prize.

So you follow the instructions, go down plush carpeted hallways, leading into a dark room. Music enters your ears, as your eyes adjust. At the end of the room is a conveyor with some sort of changing set of dioramas. What passes on the conveyor seem to be googly eyed dolls.

To most of you these dolls look pretty familiar. What's on the conveyor are the following:
- Jinn with a shitty goatee, a pompadour and cat ears. (THE TIME-SEEING BEAST DUELIST)
- Juudai with black clothes and a red cape. (THE DARK DUELIST OF JUSTICE)
- Shiroko in her WRGP cloak, wearing a paladin helmet (THE BLACK-WHITE DUELIST OF RIGHTEOUSNESS)
- Shiroko in her Gothic Lolita, with Top Hat. (THE GOTHIC WITCH DUELIST OF FALLEN DESIRE)
- Susan in her old Rita style get-up. (THE SCREECHING WITCH-PRINCESS OF ENDYMION)
- Suguru in a green number that makes her look like Winda, and kinda ditzy. (THE DAUGHTER OF THE GUSTO TRIBE)
- Onni in his knight armor. With a goatee. (THE TYRANNICAL KNIGHT OF THE DARK EMPIRE)
- A Dopey Dumb Looky Shiyoko in her Pro Outfit with glazed over eyes (THE BRUTE FORCE GENERAL OF THE DARK KING)
- Saikou in a floofy princess dress and tiara. (THE SPOILED PRINCESS OF A DARKER DIMENSION)
- Shikou in his Pro Outfit, with Sword, and a Bug Helmet (THE ETERNAL KING OF ALL-CONSUMING STARS)
- Isabel in a black cloak (THE BLACK ROSE WITCH)
- Shian as a girl, with noticeable 'talent'. (THE FEMALE THIEF WHO LEECHES THE LIGHT)
- Kurenai. No change. (THE MONSTER KOGAL OF THE INFERNO
- Sanshi, dressed as a dull-as-paint accountant (THE ACCOUNTANT WHO JUDGES ALL)
- Alexandra Grant, dressed as a generic witch. (THE GRIM DUELIST OF THE GRIMOIRE)

You can pick from their names on the list. Obviously Shiroko is listed twice. To Duel them it costs 10,00 Yen. ... If you're one of these people, you get the feeling these dolls are intentionally off from their owners.

If you challenge the dolls, a cheerier tune plays.::

Comments

[memoryistime]

*Curiosity got the better of Shian in this place, and they went to go see.

These dolls terrify the hell out of him.*

[triade_oscura]

::You're probably being pinged most hard by the Kurenai, Shiroko, Juudai, and Jinn dolls. And the doll of you is eyebrow worthy. Do you really have those kind of breasts...?::

[memoryistime]

*obviously not. maybe he should go yell at the people who are operating this...

... of course, he is almost amused by the fact that Kurenai is completely unchanged in comparison to everything else.*

[triade_oscura]

::Perhaps you should at least try it out. There is that huge prize offering. And you're a pretty cool at school Duelist, aren't you?::

[memoryistime]

*Well that is why he's here.

... ... well, why not duel the Jinn one. Not like it's the real one. Will be paying the 1,000 yen for it*

[beastkingnaoma]

Oh god what's all of this then.

[triade_oscura]

::Shitty parody dolls of you and your friends. You look like such a fucking delinquent.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He contemplates destroying it, cycling through the opponents.

[triade_oscura]

::Well, notable to you... Juudai looks evil. Onni looks evil. Shian looks like sex. Isabel looks Isabel shaped. And Suguru looks like a bubblehead who couldn't comprehend pants.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He decides to duel Shian. maybe it'll be amusing.

[weavethebonds]

"I should sue."

Susan stares angrily at these dolls.

[triade_oscura]

::Little you looks like she should be throwing a temper tantrum.::

[weavethebonds]

She seethes quietly, cycling through, before deciding on Shiyoko.

[triade_oscura]

::Shiyoko's doll double just looks so. Dim. Like Shiyoko has nothing going on up there. It's depressing.::