[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::Is sitting in a stall in Domino Park, bandages covering her arms and other parts of her. She's reading a book. The Stall she's sitting behind is covered in masks of any size and shape. The sign reads 'Wear a Mask, Feel Like a Whole New Person'.::

Comments

[triade_oscura]

Dunno dunt care

[memoryistime]

*he grumbles a bit, before looking at the masks*

And what the hell are these supposed to be.

[triade_oscura]

Masks to make you another person as long as you wear them, or so I'm told. Frankly I'm just out here to read and sell shit and keep people off my ass for not being productive enough.

::Flips a page of her book.::

[memoryistime]

"Or so you're told", huh? What, where you work calling you lazy? Keep skipping out too often to do anything else?

*picks up one of the masks, examining it*

[triade_oscura]

::It's a blue-pink-white mask with a neutral expression with a bit of jewelry and glitter here and there.::

I do everything from bouncing work, to hunting, to sales.

[memoryistime]

Then why're they getting on your ass about it? What's this supposed to be like? *shows the mask to Gwen*

[triade_oscura]

Put it on, ya become someone else.

::Flips a page.::

[memoryistime]

Yes, you basically said that.

I'm asking what this design is supposed to mean.

[triade_oscura]

Why the shit would I know, dingus?

[memoryistime]

You're the one selling these.

Sell it to me.

[triade_oscura]

You've got a terrible personality, wear it and maybe your friends won't be off put so much.

[memoryistime]

Che, oh, yes, that really sells it to me... *he grumbles a bit. he definitely does have a terrible personality, by far.*

[triade_oscura]

It'll make you a loving nurturing toddlehead, fine?

[memoryistime]

*raises an eyebrow at that*

I. That's. A "toddlehead"?

[triade_oscura]

Also if the mask is bigger than your face, you have cancer.

[memoryistime]

Okay, now I know you're full of it.

[triade_oscura]

::Crosses her arms like she means it.::

[memoryistime]

*gives you a glower, lifting up the mask and trying to compare what size it is*

[triade_oscura]

::Punches it onto your face. Enjoy being a friendly puddinghead.::

[memoryistime]

*curses really loudly*

The hell was that f-- *their words trail off a bit, going confused*

Uh...

[triade_oscura]

Yeah, porkpie? ::Flips a page.::

[memoryistime]

... nothing, I just feel... dizzy. *holds his head a bit, the puddingness and friendliness not working right in their head. they do sound a ton nicer though.*

... why'd you punch me.

*not that they're an idiot, of course*

[triade_oscura]

Your face is ugly, that's why.

[memoryistime]

... oh come on, you don't think that.

You're just angry about something. What is it? *he's totally trying to be nice and supportive and what*

[triade_oscura]

You're all too fucking weak 'round here.