[Event Post - Item Shop]

[triade_oscura]

Goal: Make Jinn's life miserable.
BGM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1XEGfEJxWY

::Across the road from Labirinto is a young girl with a wooden lemonade stand esque thingy. On it seems to be a few vials and necklaces of no real major quality, just simple knick knacks. Clearly you should bother her. The items are on sale for 300 Yen.::

Comments

[gently_pricking]

*sweep. sweep. sweeping outside of Labirinto~*

[gently_pricking]

*-- oh, isn't that... that girl from the Illusion Witches? She goes over for a little bit, looking over the stand a bit*

Hello.

[triade_oscura]

Hello. You seem chipper.

[gently_pricking]

*Smiling*

Of course. I like being able to sweep up outside. Even if it's getting cold now, I love getting the fresh air.

[triade_oscura]

Though it isn't entirely all that you want.

[gently_pricking]

Well... Of course not. That would be too simple.

But sometimes, it's good to enjoy something so simple. Being inside isn't healthy for me.

[triade_oscura]

Not what I meant, Miss. My point is you don't feel... complete.

[gently_pricking]

*blinks a bit, surprised*

What do you mean?

[triade_oscura]

You strike me as someone who is ultimately missing something in her life.

[gently_pricking]

Mmm... Maybe.

But I'm lucky to really be alive at all.

[triade_oscura]

It's understandable to be thankful to be alive, but to marginalize yourself so much is unhealthy.

[gently_pricking]

Hmm... I don't think I marginalize myself, really.

[triade_oscura]

Well, being complete is very important for one's sense of self.

[beastkingnaoma]

"What are ya sellin', midget?"

[triade_oscura]

Potions and magical necklaces. Personally I find this form of magic extremely crude. But my co-workers say it sells the best.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Any specifics?"

[triade_oscura]

Love potions, necklaces that allow you to redo things, rings that make people gullible. That sort of thing.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I dunno if I need any of that sorta thing."

[triade_oscura]

I think you could do with something to help with your constant foot in mouth disease you catch every week.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Yes. I could use probably use that."

[triade_oscura]

::Picks up a clear blue vial.::

Take 2 of these, every 12 hours, for the next 3 days, and all your problems will be solved. Or you could just use a self help booklet and ask for help from a therapist.

[beastkingnaoma]

"No therapists.

Any other stupid shit you think I need?"

[triade_oscura]

::Holds up a pair of brown sunglasses.:: Put this around a girl's neck, it'll turn even the classiest well mannered wallflower lowbrow as long as she wears it, so you'll never have communication problems.

::Pulls something out from under the stand. It's a garden gnome wearing a Hawaiian Shirt and sunglasses.:: And I think this fits you perfectly.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I don't want either of those things."

[triade_oscura]

Total price for the vial treatment is 1800 Yen. Pay an extra 200 Yen, and you get a free frogurt.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Fine."

He gives 1800 yen.

[triade_oscura]

::And handles over 6 Clear Blue vials.:: Enjoy your purchase.