[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::Loud flashy music plays around the garden entrance of the Purrchinko Paradise resort, and on a Dias at the front, is an extremely tall, fit woman in a slinky dress, with blonde hair.

Near her is a large person sized mirror, then she motions to with this predatory smile. A sign near here in fancy text says "Look into the mirror, see the hidden side of your soul!"

It couldn't hurt to try it. Besides it's free. And there's someone nearby offering a free hot dog sample. Made from American Beef.::

Comments

[token-l.livejournal.com]

I don't hide that I'm fat, because I'm not fat. Bitch.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps you see yourself as fat, wideload. ::People snicker at you, Yasu. And do comment you are a bit pudgy.::

[token-l.livejournal.com]

*Shoots a death glare at the peanut gallery.*

So what if I do? That doesn't mean I'm actually fat, twat.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

But that don't matter if you think you're fat, fatso.

::Fat you is kind of gross and gaudy, wearing much rattier looking sweats. And really ugly glasses::

[token-l.livejournal.com]

*Gags a little at the sight of her fat self and politely steps away from the mirror.*

Well, your opinion has no value to me at all.

*But you are so skinny and muscular and beautiful and my ideal body type while I am not that far away from what was depicted in the mirror seconds ago....*

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Then why do I piss you off so much, you fat bitch?

::OOOOOHs from the audience.::

[token-l.livejournal.com]

B-Because you're horribly obnoxious and an awful bitch who keeps trying to get to me! Don't you have anything better to do with your life?

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Not when I'm gettin' paid to be a horrible bitch, wideload.

[token-l.livejournal.com]

Well, you ain't so perfect yourself, you know!

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

There's only one thing in this world that matters. And that's me, you fat whore. So get your ass back to candyland and start sucking on your bonbons 'cuz noone'll touch your fat blimp ass in a million years.

[token-l.livejournal.com]

You fucking little--

*And she lunges to get a hit at Gwen.*

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::Andddd that's the bouncers grabbing you mid-lunge. Jesus christ, it's like to bricks just grabbed you.::

[token-l.livejournal.com]

*She's stopped basically in mid-air by those bricks.*

Holy shit! Let me go! I gotta cream the shit out of this girl!

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::Two Amazonesses are holding you.::

You're attacking staff of the resort, which means we gotta toss you out, lady.

::And they are marching you to the front gate.::

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Eat shit, fatass!

[token-l.livejournal.com]

*You'd think Yasu would be pretty happy being (wo)manhandled by two beautiful Amazonesses, but nope...not this time at least. She struggles against the grips of the bouncers, with no avail.*

Oh you want me to eat you?! Cause you're a piece of shit, you asshole! I'll fucking get you when you're aren't protected by your oh-so-strong body guards!

[duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com]

::And enjoy being thrown onto the sidewalk, with various threats towards your person.::

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

TRY ME, WIDELOAD.

[token-l.livejournal.com]

Grr! Just you wait, pretty bitch!

*Gracefully flips Gwen off and then storms away.*