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[triade_oscura]

I hope Satan Claus doesn't give me coal this year.

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[das_yubel]

Coal is the least of your problems. I hear if you have been really "naughty" he sends you to a void filled with nothing but the worst tortures imaginable, of which you will never escape from.

[triade_oscura]

Yes, but I think that's only if you're really super duper extra bad. And last I checked I haven't done anything that bad recently..!

Though I always wondered about the rumor of him giving presents was true.

[das_yubel]

Heh, well let's hope that's true. We certainly wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you, would we?

And no. He only gives coal and the occasional void of torture.

[triade_oscura]

Yes, yes, the Extra Naughty List. He's always checking it twice.

How depressing. Oh well, at least the coal is good for staying warm.

[das_yubel]

Heh, how optimistic of you.

[triade_oscura]

Not like you have much room to talk.

[beastkingnaoma]

Don't you mean Santa Claus.

[triade_oscura]

... No.

Satan Claus.

He comes every December 25th and gives you coal or sends you to a void of torment.

Though there's rumors he rarely gives gifts.

[beastkingnaoma]

I've never heard of Satan Claus.

[triade_oscura]

... Really?

[beastkingnaoma]

Nope.

Ours is a big fat guy in a red suit who brings presents.

[triade_oscura]

Ours is a demon with antlers and white-red coloring and green bottom wings with a giant white sack.

Yours sounds dumb.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Does he visit...y'know, here, often?

[triade_oscura]

He visits all monsters in the 12 Dimensions.

And since Earth's universe is one of those dimensions...

[becomeanwarrior]

...Do I need to make any preparations of any sort? You know. To avoid the coal and torment void.

[triade_oscura]

Nope. He's Satan Claus. You don't really avoid it.

[becomeanwarrior]

...So, uh.

Should we be scared? No one's been extra bad this year, right?

[triade_oscura]

... Just that Dark Mist fellow from the sounds of it.