[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::So who remembers the weird psychic with the helmet, and talks like she's a cat?

Well she now has a stall selling charms and amulets and things of the sort for 300 Yen. Perhaps you'd like one to improve your life? Though there's also a note she's willing to offer to curse people for 1000 Yen.

Or you could just chat her up.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll look at these charms with a quirked eye.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Yes, mister, nya?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"..So.. what do these things do?"

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

The charms strengthen luck.

::Plucks one down.:: This one for example increases the luck that a girl will look prettier, meow.

::Motions to a box:: Meanwhile, I can write a curse on a trinket to curse some you dislike. Say, that they live an interesting life, chu. If you know what I mean.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"..Do you have any that encourage good relationships instead of just ones where their tits are bigger."

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

The definition of a good relationship is inherently societal based, nya. In some societies, being with a woman of exaggerated proportions would be the good relationship, nya. So you should clarify your statement, chu~~

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I don't know. True Love, that sort of thing."

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

*at a time completely different from Jinn's thread, Shian is giving the exact same look as him at the charms*

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you'd like a charm for your love life, nya.

::Plucks one and dangles it.::

Or perhaps one to have women be more submissive around you, chu? ::Plucks another.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

*he gapes a bit at that, giving a bit of "you gotta be kidding me" look*

No. I don't think I really need anything like those.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

::Dangles another charm.:: Perhaps one to make sure your travels are always prosperous.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

*... Well, he'd be interested in that. ... but then again...*

I'm pretty sure that would be more reliable if I were allowed to go traveling again.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

You want something to let you get lucky and have bargaining power, then?

::Flicks a claw up and down in boredom.::

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

You again, huh.

*You seem to be getting a lot of people looking at your charms with a quirked eyebrow today! Even more so when he sees the sign offering curses*

...you've got to be kidding me.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Something wrong, nya? ::Acts so innocently.::

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

Just that you're offering to curse people. I don't think that should be something offered to people.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Blame human malice, I just offer a service. If people want to do terrible things with it, nya, well. Their choice.

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't offer things to people that you know could bring harm to another.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Meow~ You think those curses actually work~?

[token-l.livejournal.com]

*She looks at the charms and amulets with a look of doubt.*

Oh please, I could use these as a play toy for my cat.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

A disbeliever, I take it, nya~~

::Taps fingers together.::

[token-l.livejournal.com]

That is correct....nya.

What are they supposed to do?

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Increase your luck for whatever you desire. For you, I recommend losing weight, finding meaning in life, or finding someone to live, nya~

[token-l.livejournal.com]

*The latter are two are plausible things she'd like, but the first just really sets her off.*

No thank you. I don't believe in luck.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Probability then? It is proven by quantum mechanics to exist.