[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::So who remembers the weird psychic with the helmet, and talks like she's a cat?

Well she now has a stall selling charms and amulets and things of the sort for 300 Yen. Perhaps you'd like one to improve your life? Though there's also a note she's willing to offer to curse people for 1000 Yen.

Or you could just chat her up.::

Comments

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Increase your luck for whatever you desire. For you, I recommend losing weight, finding meaning in life, or finding someone to live, nya~

[token-l.livejournal.com]

*The latter are two are plausible things she'd like, but the first just really sets her off.*

No thank you. I don't believe in luck.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Probability then? It is proven by quantum mechanics to exist.

[token-l.livejournal.com]

Well, I know these things won't increase the probability of me buying them.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Then you wouldn't mind one as a complimentary gift to prove me wrong, meow~?

[token-l.livejournal.com]

Complimentary gift, you say?

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

Yes, nya. And it comes with a free frogurt.

[token-l.livejournal.com]

*She takes a long pause to hesitate.*

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Sure, why not, free stupid trinket and frogurt.

[triade-oscura.livejournal.com]

::Hands you a cherry frogurt, and two trinkets. One for losing weight, and the other to find your way.::

Enjoy, nya. And please use our services another time, chuu~

[token-l.livejournal.com]

Thanks, cat lady. Have a nice day.

*She walks off eating the cherry frogurt, pocketing her trinkets.*