[Event Post]

[triade_oscura]

::Perhaps you're going through a dingier part of town. Well, if you are, you're in luck. You find a bitchy blonde Cacuasian chick with a golf club whacking golf balls at cans arranged on an old wooden fence. She seems to miss regularly, and seems rather freaking irritated, cussing repeatedly.

She's in blue shorts and a grey sweatshirt and cheap sneakers as well. Though what's more baffling is the fact she's got a handgun strapped in a holster to her left leg. What a frightening woman. You should admonish her, or just stare in disbelief at her.::

Comments

[keepersouha]

Apparently so. *shakes their head, trying to continue walking. It would be a bad idea to deal with such a woman.*

[triade_oscura]

Yeah, run away, you pussy.

::Whacks one of the balls. It hits one of the cans and then ricochets onto your noggin. Hard. Not enough to knock you out, but Jesus that's probably going to sting like a bitch.::

[keepersouha]

*klunked, they immediately bring their head up to their head, rubbing it, before turning to glare at her*

Watch where you go ahead and hit that!

[triade_oscura]

Watch where you're walking then, you lardassed wuss. Not my fault the ball hit your stupid fat head!

::Shakes the gold club vigorously.::

[keepersouha]

*your club catches a spark of fire*

I was walking away. It's your own doing.

[triade_oscura]

::Its head erupts into flame. She actually seems impressed and walks towards you.::

Only 'cuz you were in the rebound path, asshole.

[keepersouha]

What are you even doing, hitting things like that out where anyone could get hit in the "rebound path" in first place?!

[triade_oscura]

Having some fun since this fucking city is so goddamn BORING, just like you, you fucking bastard.

::Comes towards you, swinging her flaming club back and forth.::

Though, this you, I kind of like!

[keepersouha]

What, the me that's yelling at you?! I'm not doing this for your entertainment! *they don't even seem bothered by your flaming club. They know they can control that flame. It's theirs.*

[triade_oscura]

Well it's sure as fuck entertaining me, whether ya want it to or not.

::Leaps at you to swing.::

[keepersouha]

*moves out of the way, though they are a bit sluggish due to their lack of exercise for such a long time, they're at least agile enough to get out of the way*

Just-- just what do you think you're doing?!

[triade_oscura]

Picking a fight with you!

::Hits the ground, stunned for a second, and then swings the club at you.::

[keepersouha]

Wha-- but I don't want to fight! *moves back again, baffled. What's with this woman!? They try to have the flame move down the club, trying to burn your hand on it.*

[triade_oscura]

Oh, trying to burn me, asshole?

::Takes one hand off and waves it over the flame, dispelling it.::

You ain't the first to try that!

::CHARGE AND SWING.::

[keepersouha]

You're the one trying to hit me! *Keeps moving back, using the umbrella at least to try to block your swinging, though it won't last long. They have to get away!*

[triade_oscura]

So hit me back, you fucking pussy!

::SWINGS at you, hitting the umbrella probably, and damaging it.::

[keepersouha]

*growls a bit, buckling from the force slightly* Why the hell-- *swings back with the umbrella, trying to hit the club out of your hands* would I want to hit you?!

[triade_oscura]

Because...

::She's got a vice like grip and muscles behind you.::

... then I'll respect you, you fucking pansy! ::Guards with the golf club. And then tries to retaliate.::

[keepersouha]

*how are you intending on hitting them. With the club still?*

[triade_oscura]

::You bet your ass, pork butt.::

[keepersouha]

*gets hit with the golf club, getting knocked to the ground. They're a more light sort, after all, especially compared to someone with real muscle.

it takes them a moment though to regain their senses*

Damn it all to...

[triade_oscura]

::Stands over you.:: I want to see some more interesting, you fucking spoiled blob. I bet if you were angrier more often, you'd be strong, instead of a fucking porcelain sissy.

::The golf club is pressing on you, likely extremely hot still.::

[keepersouha]

*nghmhng twists around, flames sprouting up around them*

I don't care, just stop attacking me, you insane--!!

[triade_oscura]

::The fire only seems to reflect in her eyes and sweat, making her seem more terrifying.::

Is wanting a challenge, for everything else in fucking existence to not feel like a world of fucking cardboard, insane? I want to be able to let loose, smash things without them instantly breaking! I want something powerful to fight me.

And you smell of power. But you've been reduced to fucking marshmallow and powder-puff. You're fucking pathetic as you are right now!

::Jabs the club harder.::

Become stronger!

[keepersouha]

*Fine, you want them to attack back? Enjoy the flames condensing into fireballs and then heading right for you*